Splash Biography

Are you worried about the inevitable zombie apocalypse? Do you want to be prepared when cemeteries worldwide erupt with reanimated corpses from Hell? Of course you do. This course will introduce students to basic zombie survival skills. Topics to be covered include: group strategies, logical weapons use, and maintaining order and civility. The films of legends such as Romero and Fulci, along with the literature of Max Brooks and Robert Kirkman, will serve as a vital guide in our learning. This class will save your life.

Are you funny? Do you think outside the box, making witty comments and peculiar observations? Have you ever watched a Comedy Central special and wondered "This bores me. I could run circles around this guy?" Then this is the class for you. This course will introduce students to the fundamentals of standup comedy. We will explore how to find inspiration for jokes, dealing with hecklers, and finding your own comedic voice. The student will learn how challenging, rewarding, and frightening the world of standup comedy can be, and how, with enough practice and determination, they can one day succeed.